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You know you are Maco when...

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Anonymous
14/11/2000

  • Your parents have a shot of Rakija for breakfast.
  • The minute church services are over you go straight for the bar and get smashed.
  • You only go out of town for Macedonian Tournaments and Dances.
  • Even if you're a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you (and all of your siblings) "sine".
  • You are hopelessly trying to bring the Macedonian community together.
  • Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija'.
  • Your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you.
  • Your mother insists you must eat something with 'Sirenje' at least three times a week.
  • You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
  • You use 'Rakija' to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion.
  • You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Years two weeks after everyone else.
  • Everyone sings "EPPY BRZDAY TO YU!" at your Birthday
  • Your baba will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry.
  • Your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from Uni.
  • You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks.
  • You go to your baba's house, she offers you supa, sarma, piperki or Kolbasi and gets upset when you dont eat EVERYTHING.
  • You are at a zabava and the guys try picking u up by asking, 'Hey baby, what's your slava?'.
  • When you have four pairs of 'Vlecki'in your wardrobe.
  • All other action stops when you hear the music of 'Ogan da go gori' or 'Biser balanski'
  • Everyone is sure you are Greek or Italian.
  • You are a fan of whatever soccer team Darko Pancev plays for.
  • When your mum calls you 'stoka'.
  • You can always smell garlic on your parents' breath and they insist it kills all bacteria.
  • Your walls are crowded with icons of saints.
  • Your church has a fully loaded bar.
  • You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall.
  • You live with your parents until you are married.
  • There's a slab of fat in your fridge called 'SLANINA'.
  • Your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs.
  • Your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet.
  • Your parents think everything is a conspiracy

Several people have asked for more. These were sent in by Dean

  • You have gone to at least 3 protests in the city.
  • Your old man hits you more because you are still crying.
  • Your parents tell you that Virginity (for girls only) is more important than your life.
  • Your mum or Dad screams at you infront of the whole school on report night.
  • You deinitely know your a Maco when 'Kisela Voda' from the village well is supposed to taste nicer than Evian spring water.
  • You have at least a whole 'tengere' left over with food after the whole family has eaten.
  • Geelong picnic is more important than seeing a dieing friend in hospital.
  • if something goes wrong in the family, it definitely has something to do with 'Magia'.
  • Every time a relative comes from overseas he brings you "OPINCI" (those maco sandles).
  • Everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night.
  • You constantly get asked how much money you make at work and how big your home loan is.
  • The longer you live with your parents after you get married the better off you are because you can save up enough money to buy a $400,000 home in cash.
  • Other people than the numko choose the name of your baby.
  • Your wife has to make you food eveyday and if she doesn't she is not a 'domakinka'.
  • If you are caught doing the vacuuming by your mum or dad, they say that you are under the thumb and your wife's parents are laughing at you
  • You have atleast 20 grand cash in the roof.
  • Your parents invite 500 people over to your house because you proposed to your girlfriend.
  • If you dont go overseas for your honeymoon, people think that you are having financial problems.
  • Your parents can eat 'luti piperki' like chocolate and not break out in a sweat.
  • The house has to be vacummed atleast 10 times a week.
  • After a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes into your room at 8:00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to get up because it's almost lunch time..and then she accidently sprays windex on your face because she is trying to also clean the bed head.
  • If you are seen drunk at a 21st by an oldie, your parents find out the next day and call you a "piyanica".
  • Your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case 'gosti' come over.
  • You always bargain at the market and try to get discounts.
  • You have an uncle that sticks his thumb up at someone instead of his middle finger and calls him a 'poofter eden'

 
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kristina
11/02/2001 5:59:39 PM

hell yeah, this shit is soooo bloody true. As soon as I read it I was rolling on the floor, especially the one about having more beer in the fridge than food !!!!!! hilarious I tell u !!!!! But somehow....... deep down inside I am proud 2 be a maco !!!!

*Kristina*
11/02/2001 3:20:23 PM

ubava_makedonjka@hotmail.com
I can relate to the rajkia and also mastika!!my dad gets it imported from maco and gives it to the gosti!Also my relo's have a thing wif having there windows rite open and screaming out at innocent people " peder eden".
But uve got to luv your maco parents.

St.AlBaNzBITCH
6/02/2001 9:20:18 PM

Dat is some funny shit ey......
Go Sik, us macos know how to be original and we got StYLe!!!!
GO SIK DA ST.ALBANZ BOYZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Silkk the Shocker
6/02/2001 3:51:59 PM

To all the Maco and Lebo rappers out there, that say "bitch niggaz" and "Westside 4 life" as if too assume the role

Here are four words that you should get used to...

YOU ARE NOT BLACK

Sydney boy
31/01/2001 11:32:34 AM

THough i'm not Maco, IT's FUNNY!! LMAOOO

lenche
28/01/2001 10:51:59 PM

lench_d@hotmail.com
OMG dis iz sooo true!!! hehehe my mum always says about the "promaja" lol
this is so funny man!

VMRO
25/01/2001 11:12:48 PM

have u heard of VMRO????????
f#@! man its so woggy!!!!
i swear u just gotta love those maco ppl, our parents every day with the rakija!!!

When ever my friends come over, my dad always ask if they like to drink rakija?????

GrEEk^BiAtCh
23/01/2001 1:09:07 AM

similar shit 2 da greeks

vmro chicks
22/01/2001 5:40:52 PM

This is Fully sickest site ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's another one to add

You know your maco when your parents play maco music at 2am and wakes up the whole neighbourhood.

You know your maco when your mum makes GRAF 3 times a week.

You know your maco when you get drunk for the first time at the age of 5 on rakia.

Mr_Maco
20/01/2001 5:07:09 PM

mr_maco@wog.com.au
Go The Maco's... All this is so true and even the stuff that VickyStoj (23/11/2000) says!!!

Go The MacO's!!!

Da-Maco
11/01/2001 4:22:34 AM

damaco@wog.com.au
Mad shit guys! all of it true....but how could u have forgetten the one about the airport.....you know the one when u go on a holiday to maco and the whole family and all the relos are at the airport and crying their arses off as if someone died!

Maco girl
10/01/2001 9:26:09 PM

Hey the guy in the pic is hotttttttt!!! What's his mobz number?

St.Albans-Boyz
9/01/2001 3:04:01 AM

This is a mad site, funny shit. I reckon u could make 1000 reasons y your maco. Dean alaf da ti e choyek. GO SIK WITH THE VL TURBOS ST.ALBANS STYLE !

croatian gal
8/01/2001

All this goes for us croatians to..funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!

david
5/01/2001

its so true man i shit myself laughing!!!!go the macos!!1

maco 4 everyone
4/01/2001

i have another one to add the big list

you know ur maco when your uncle gets upset wen he sees that your dads bufca has more piperki than his bufca.

Jon Stojanoski
2/01/2001

stojanoski@ozemail.com.au
This kills it!!!
U know ur maco when u start farting after u've just eaten graf!

Ur dad dips raw garlic in salt & eats it as an entree.

Maco bobi
27/12/2000

when the whole family has to 'isprati the gosti' and they talk outside for another hour or so waking up half the neighbourhood

kure kurevski
27/12/2000

u know ur a maco if u live in thomo

WOGofWOGZ
22/12/2000

mnandor@hotmail.com
im no maco, but all of us wogz r da same
maybe coz maco land is close to my country? hmm...
all this is so true...my mother gets so pissed off if im not hungry at the time she offers...she said if i dont go uni, ill end up cleaning toilets...ha! imma be a dj!:)

Mako_chica
19/12/2000

This is soo true and so funny man..
all i have to say MAKOS RULE...! Aussies Suck lajna! Who agrees?

MACO CHICK
18/12/2000

OH MY GOD!!!!
This is so true, especially the rakija every morning and your uncle making his own wine stronger than anything. It's soooo funny.....
MACOS RULE BAD!!!!!!!

MacobABE
30/11/2000

This is some funny shit ey. You forgot to put how everyone says Leee Leee and Bre. But i gotta admit da rakija killz it. MACOPOWER2000

CroBeauty
28/11/2000

hrvatska@wog.com.au
Cro's are so similar man, go da rakija we cant live without it

Vlad Ruleski
27/11/2000

Cortzy@hotmail.com
this site is mad "put it this way chovek" it rips sitting in Ace's VL Turbo machine and i will be getting one soon when i get da money. I came to Australia in 1996 and im nearly there to getting a turbo for my self i will be living in it one day.

David Gorgiovski
27/11/2000

DJ_DAVEG@hotmail.com
This is a mad ass site i put it as my home page. my old man loves it next to his porno sites. he also says YA SUM MAKEDONIJA with the ciggy in his mouth and his ass

M@cOs- @re leGEnDs
26/11/2000

f#@!you.@ optusnet.com.au
MACOS- RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 4 LIFE

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NIGGGGGGGAZZZZZZZZZ

kris atkinson
26/11/2000

jackris@optusnet.com.au
i love the one how it says your baba insists you to eat when your not hungry and if you dont she gets pissed off LOL H@ H@ H@ H@ H@

MAD MACO!!!!!
25/11/2000

velinas50@hotmail.com
hehehehe
i read this to my ma and shes like ..."mori promaja ke te ubije ne odma ali poleka!!!"
lolz funny!!!

Lupco & Goran
25/11/2000

it's all good!!!
this is some funny shit man, Rakija gets ya smashed good man!!!
Lupco luvs Daniella.
Goran luvs Jovanka


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